October 21, 2010
Was it the smoking that made him stupid?
So for my first post in three years, I figured I'd go with an instant winner. Stupid jackass breaks into a business through a back window and steals a cash register till and two jars holding donations to the Ronald McDonald House.
While the cops are investigating, Mr. Stupid returns to the scene of the crime, to bum a cigarette from one of the officers. The officer became suspicious over scratches on the back of the idiot's hand, and asks for ID. Stupid says he doesn't have his ID, but it's at his home nearby, no problem. So they go back to his place for the ID... lo and behold, there's the till, the now emptied jars, and change is strewn everywhere.
From Sgt. Jeremy Kylen:
Stupidity. It's forever.
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While the cops are investigating, Mr. Stupid returns to the scene of the crime, to bum a cigarette from one of the officers. The officer became suspicious over scratches on the back of the idiot's hand, and asks for ID. Stupid says he doesn't have his ID, but it's at his home nearby, no problem. So they go back to his place for the ID... lo and behold, there's the till, the now emptied jars, and change is strewn everywhere.
From Sgt. Jeremy Kylen:
"He basically walked right up and asked for a cigarette," Kylen said.The man had no identification but led police to a nearby residence to retrieve one, Kylen said."Police found Ronald McDonald boxes and loose change all over the place," Kylen said.
Stupidity. It's forever.
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